Anyone who blogs will be familiar with blog comment spam, and it should be immediately apparent that it is written and sent by deeply disturbed individuals.
Our panel of expert has trawled the depths of blog comment spam, and come up with the ten best comments you can use to start a conversation if (like those who send spam comments) you find yourself detained under the mental health act.
For maximum effect, try muttering each phrase as fast as you can. Under no circumstances allow yourself to be interrupted.
Here they are, in no particular order.
PLEASE ADD MORE IN THE COMMENTS SECTION, OR SEND ME OTHERS VIA THE CONTACT PAGE. IF I GET ANOTHER TEN, I’LL POST A FOLLOW UP.