Category Archives: Twogging and bleating

Ich Liebe dich – Liebster Award

NB Ich Liebe dich is German for, cor, love a duck……probably. Muchas gracias to New Pollyanna for nominating little old moi for this award. You can find her blog HERE. To those of you not in the know, this is … Continue reading

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I’m not dead.

Sorry that I haven’t blogged for a few weeks, but other commitments have taken priority. Say hi to Harold. Harold is Britain’s best serial killer. Like me he qualified from Leeds Medical School and spent the majority of his career … Continue reading

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Facebook – is there a point?

I’ve just started a Facebook page ——>www.facebook.com/RupertHarker What is the purpose of Facebook? Can someone explain it to me please? While you’re at it, can someone also explain Twitter? Apart from young women using it to post naked selfies, it seems … Continue reading

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Arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh! I’m falling!

Oh, mighty Google! Have I offended thee? Why doest thou forsake me? T’was less than a week ago that you elevated me from my lowly position to the pinnacle of greatness atop your noble rankings, yet I find myself smitten and cast … Continue reading

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Fat Friend Syndrome

During my many years as a doctor, I have seen a disturbing rise in cases of Forced Adipose Transference syndrome (F.A.T.S), a.k.a. Fat Friend Syndrome. First, some facts. Body Mass Index – The Body Mass Index (BMI) gives a rough … Continue reading

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More thank you’s and a big favour to ask.

Over the last couple of weeks I have has some v positive feedback and constructive criticism of my writing. In addition to this, I have had many likes, comments and follows, and I must say, it really does warm the … Continue reading

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More great comments in my spam folder.

Hi Herschel. Thanks for the kund words. Here at paranorensics.com, we always aim to reach the put upp upper wherever possible. Should I feel the need to illegally hack X-box live, yours is the first website I shall visit. Regards. … Continue reading

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It’s a Punderful Life.

Following on from, Pacing, puns and punctuation; the holy trinity and, A thingy by any other name – the joy of euphemisms, my exploration of British comedy continues with an examination of that great comedy institution, the pun. Pun for Your Life! English … Continue reading

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Pacing, puns and punctuation; the holy trinity.

My new friends and fellow bloglodytes, Paula of sanseilife, and Rachel of The Cricket Pages, have been kind enough to beta read Laugh out Dead, and give me their opinions. They have given some excellent advice, as a result of … Continue reading

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I read the news today, oh boy! – 10 ways to save the NHS

Will I never learn? I listened to the radio on the way to work again. The name Jeremy Hunt will be familiar to anybody versed in rhyming slang; he is the current Secretary of State for health. According to The Independent, … Continue reading

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