It’s my birthday……..huzzah!

Yes indeedy, 44 years old today. Mrs Harker took me shopping for running gear, and this week has been taking me out and about dressed in my Ron Hill’s (Benny Hill’s I call ’em) to try and keep me in good health for a little longer.

Now I know what you are all thinking; what gift do you give to the man who has everything?

The answer—-a reblog.

Please make my special day even more special and reblog something for me. If you need a list, I have compiled one HERE.

Failing that, how about a bigger gun?

Gun nutter

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A fistful of spam.

More adventures from the spambox.
Does anyone else receive this bizarre correspondence?

Rupert HarkerThanks for the advice, ya bitch-punk, fag-ho!

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Crossing the weight loss plateau – Don’t give up or your liver will execute you.

I have  been back on my weight loss plan for the last couple of weeks, and wanted to offer some encouragement to those in the same posish.

If you are reading this, then I suspect you may be attempting to lose weight, or have done so in the past, in which case you may be familiar with the phenomenon of weight loss plateauing. This occurs when, despite your best efforts, the scales refuse to budge and it takes a stiff upper lip and nerves of steel not to reach for the biscuit tin. Continue reading

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Project American Quilt is a go!

As you will recall from the previous installment, Lieutenant Brock Dalton has just woken up following an incapacitating accident, which has left him in absentia from the neck downwards. Now read on….

Major McGranite sat in his office, reading the cover of the new CD that he had bought for his fifteen year old daughter, Leanne. The album was The Biggest Love, by BoyBurger, the World’s number one boyband. Continue reading

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The results are in!

Poll resultsThe polls are now closed! 

The response has been overwhelming. The votes have been counted and, at the request of Bono, recounted and the results speak for themselves.

A resounding victory for EVERYONE!

And remember… your vote counts!

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Facebook – is there a point?

I’ve just started a Facebook page ——>www.facebook.com/RupertHarker

What is the purpose of Facebook? Can someone explain it to me please?

While you’re at it, can someone also explain Twitter? Apart from young women using it to post naked selfies, it seems to have no useful purpose.

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Intelligent Design – Above Top Secret

Following on from my previous article, and endeavoring to be as topical as possible, here is an extract from Intelligent Design; Book Two, which is currently in process. This scene leads on from What is Project American Quilt?

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“OK, Major, he’s awake.”
“Thank you, Doctor.”
Second Lieutenant Brock Dalton awoke to find himself behind glass, suspended in a warm clear fluid. The last thing he remembered was riding back to base on his motorcycle. He had lost control and come off of the bike, but it had all happened so fast.
On the other side of the glass, two men perched on footstools, staring at him intently. The man on the left wore a military camouflage jacket and trousers, his insignia and name badge identifying him as Major McGranite of the U.S Air Force, and the second man wore jeans and a tee shirt. Brock recognised neither of them, nor his surroundings. Continue reading

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Help a Child to Get A Head


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ppeal from The British Headless Child Foundation – B.H.C.F

If you have seen today’s news, you will know that doctors expect to be able to perform the first head transplant within the next 2 years.

Click the picture to read the article.

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Rice or chips, superstar edition; Elvis vs. Freddie

Good God! The King of Rock and Roll vs. the Queen.

Lets go! Continue reading

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Arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh! I’m falling!

Oh, mighty Google! Have I offended thee? Why doest thou forsake me?

T’was less than a week ago that you elevated me from my lowly position to the pinnacle of greatness atop your noble rankings, yet I find myself smitten and cast usunder from my throne.

My life is forfeit!

rupert harker

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