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I’m not dead.

Sorry that I haven’t blogged for a few weeks, but other commitments have taken priority. Say hi to Harold. Harold is Britain’s best serial killer. Like me he qualified from Leeds Medical School and spent the majority of his career … Continue reading

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It’s my birthday……..huzzah!

Yes indeedy, 44 years old today. Mrs Harker took me shopping for running gear, and this week has been taking me out and about dressed in my Ron Hill’s (Benny Hill’s I call ’em) to try and keep me in … Continue reading

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A fistful of spam.

More adventures from the spambox. Does anyone else receive this bizarre correspondence? Thanks for the advice, ya bitch-punk, fag-ho!

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Facebook – is there a point?

I’ve just started a Facebook page ——>www.facebook.com/RupertHarker What is the purpose of Facebook? Can someone explain it to me please? While you’re at it, can someone also explain Twitter? Apart from young women using it to post naked selfies, it seems … Continue reading

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Arrrrrrrrrrggggghhhh! I’m falling!

Oh, mighty Google! Have I offended thee? Why doest thou forsake me? T’was less than a week ago that you elevated me from my lowly position to the pinnacle of greatness atop your noble rankings, yet I find myself smitten and cast … Continue reading

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Arrrrrgg! I’m Number Two! Boo-hoo!

How the mighty have fallen. It seems like only a few days since I posted I’m Number One! Wait a sec. It WAS only a few days. What on Earth is going on? That’s right, fellow bloglodytes. I googled myself … Continue reading

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I’m Number One! Mwah-ha-ha-haaaaa!

How many Rupert Harkers are there in the world?

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Rice or Chips – Sly vs. Arnie

Apologies to KL of The Ninth Life  I did try to accommodate your request for The Cruiser vs. Johnny Depp, but they’re just too dull, so instead, our panel of critic and analyst is proud to present…. Rice or Chips … Continue reading

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More thank you’s and a big favour to ask.

Over the last couple of weeks I have has some v positive feedback and constructive criticism of my writing. In addition to this, I have had many likes, comments and follows, and I must say, it really does warm the … Continue reading

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More great comments in my spam folder.

Hi Herschel. Thanks for the kund words. Here at paranorensics.com, we always aim to reach the put upp upper wherever possible. Should I feel the need to illegally hack X-box live, yours is the first website I shall visit. Regards. … Continue reading

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